FreakofNature

Scott: “But I have homework.”

Derek: You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die?

You gotta love Derek.

Nobody lost a nickel     betting against the intelligence of the American public.

Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah . . . didn’t miss the boat.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disclination to do so.