FreakyiiZ

The Awkward Moment
when you answer the home phone
& they ask if you're home,
& you realise you just wasted your life
talking to a moron.
 

The Awkward Moment
when you're talking about someone in a text
and then you accidentally send it to
the person you were talking about.
 

The Awkward Moment
when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast
& the only one who loves you is your mom
 

Subway is like prostitution
You pay a stranger to do your wife's job 


 

It's amazing how someone can break your heart
& you still love them with every broken piece of it.

How Can Someone Love You
...The Real You...
If you're not being yourself

-Jasmine Sanders.

I have Started a band called "Free Beer"
because when people see a sign that says
"Free Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM"
everyone is going to be there.

SUNGLASSES
Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught.
It's like Facebook, but in real life.

At wendy's, I saw a Burker King employee
I felt like I was witnessing an affair