FromEnglandWithLove

Status: MCR will never die♥
Joined: February 26, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 351444
Location: District Thirteen
Gender: F
New account:
KilljoyCatLadyBlackParadeBulletBringerThreeCheers

(if witty lets me have that username)

bye (:
(i'll still be using that account regularly from now on)
 

Quotes by FromEnglandWithLove


You had me at hello,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lost me at "what is witty profiles?"


IF SARCASM WAS CONSIDERED A SPORT, I SWEAR I'D BECOME AN OLYMPIAN.
 
FromEnglandWithLove
person: I can draw really well!
person: I'm really good at math!
person: I'm really pretty!
person: I can write really well!
person: I'm really nice!
person: I always get top Witty quotes!
me: I can fall over. On flat surfaces.
when I actually feel like singing:
brain: *forgets every lyric I have ever learned*

when I'm taking an important test
brain: lol, i have an idea, lets sing every song we know 
brain: *seven songs at the same time*

IF PERFECT GIRLS DON'T EXIST, NEITHER DO PERFECT BOYS.

BRITISH BOYS.
Expectations.
"Hello love, you look beautiful"
*speaks in attractive accent*
*sends cute good morning/good night texts with smileys*
*is actually perfect in every way, shape and form*

Reality.
"SWAGGIE SWAG SWAG"
*falls over ridiculously long hair*
"SO IS YOUR MUMMMM!"
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"