You know the world is going crazy when
the best rapper is a white
guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the US of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named
'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.'
Need I say more?