FunnyTexts
Joined: July 6, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 191219
45 Favorites
4 Following
115 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair
Keep your chin up & your middle finger higher.
Quotes by FunnyTexts
Auto-correct Fails #15
Friend: whatever,
I'm done talking.
Other Friend: all I wanted was a simple nipple
from you.
Other Friend: APOLOGY! damn it.
Friend: well don't hold your breath
for either one of those things.
nmq.
Auto-correct Fails #14
Friend: so
what's good?
Other Friend: I just took a nice, long crap(: it
was amazing
and I feel so much better now!
Friend: ...uh good to know..
Other Friend: NAP***** I meant nap, I took a
crap to catch up on my sleep.
Other Friend: NAP*** omfg.
nmq.
Act your age.
not your dick size
Get on my level
♥
oh, wait. you
can't
YOU'RE ALWAYS ON YOUR KNEES.
nmf/nmq
we spend almost
3 months out of the year bleeding from
our vaginas.
that's normal.