FutureMrsBrunoMars

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VAS HAPPENIN'?!
ONE DIRECTION HAS COMPLETLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. I LOVE ALL THE BOYS BUT MY SOFT SPOT IS FOR HARRY STYLES! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
@hazzasonegirl TANKS BYE! :)

Quotes by FutureMrsBrunoMars

Our relationship is like tripping on flat ground,

It wasn't supossed to happen, but it did. :)

*True YOLO Moments*

Teacher: Why does the girl say it doesn't matter if you drive drunk?
Kid in Back of Class: YOLO!


*True Story*

My friend: I love One Direction!
Me: Really?What's your favorite song?
Friend: What Makes You Beautiful
Me: Is this the only song you know?
Friend: yes :/ but I like the dreamy one!
Me: That's all of them!


I can't be no superman,
But for you I'd be super human.

Interview with One Direction on Books...

Liam: The script of 
An Inspector Calls. That's the only one I've ever read.
Harry: You've only ever read one book in your life?
Liam: Yes.
Niall: Me too. It was called: How To Kill A Mocking Bird.
Liam: Wasn't it just called To Kill A Mocking Bird?
Harry: It's confusing because you're 200 pages in and the bird still hasn't died.
Friend: I don't like One Direction
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
I'm about to go all Hunger Games on you.


Group Project With Random People in Class

Me: So what topic should we pick?
Boy: I dunnnnoooo....
Girl: I hate my locker partner!
Boy: Why? 
Girl: She got me expelled last month?
Boy: Really her why?
Girl: I had vodka and I put it in a water bottle because it looks like water. But she ratted me out!
Boy: Hahaha can't believe she ratted you!
Girl: Whatever my parents grounded me for a month. Do you smoke weed?
Boy: No only cigars.
Girl: Goody-two shoes!
Me: How is this logic correct???
Me: Kill me.

Bell rings and no work done at all. True story.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile,

but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.


1 glass of water = 5 trips to the bathroom 

You've got that one thing. 

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