FutureMrsBrunoMars
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VAS HAPPENIN'?!
ONE DIRECTION HAS COMPLETLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. I LOVE ALL THE BOYS BUT MY SOFT SPOT IS FOR HARRY STYLES! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @hazzasonegirl TANKS BYE! :)
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nmf/nmq
Why did she use arrows to trigger it?
I think it
would be easier to just use a rock or something.
Just me?
Friend 1: My boyfriend did the cutest thing last night....
Friend 2: My boyfriend bought me....
Friend 3: My boyfriend took me to....
Me: My cat climbed on top of the fridge...
If
British people have really cool accents in
America,
Dear Taylor Swift,
In the song “Love Story”, Romeo and Juilet get married.
When I wrote “The Tragedy of Romeo and Juilet” , Romeo and Juilet both die.
Sincerely, William Shakepeare
Television
The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.
From: Urban Dictionary
Dental Swag
the complementary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.
From: Urban Dictionary
GOOGLE TIC
The uncontrollable urge to conduct a Google search on any and every question, thought, concept, word or name that comes to mind, including new acquaintances, products and companies.
From: Urban Dictionary
Friend: The student teacher is cute. ;)
Me: OMG! You've got the hots for Mr. Student Teacher
Me: *takes folder and write upon it: YOU LOVE MR. STUDENT TEACHER!!!*
Student Teacher: *sees folder* Ummmmmm
Friend: its not what it looks like....
Me: Yes it is she took a marker and wrote on her folder because she loves you.
Friend: I could shove you off a cliff.
Me: This state posses no cliffs. Boo and a yah!
Friend: I hate you.
Me: You love me.