FutureMrsBrunoMars
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Joined: March 17, 2012
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VAS HAPPENIN'?!
ONE DIRECTION HAS COMPLETLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. I LOVE ALL THE BOYS BUT MY SOFT SPOT IS FOR HARRY STYLES! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @hazzasonegirl TANKS BYE! :)
FutureMrsBrunoMars's Favorite Quotes
My Dad reading a
magazine in Target
Dad:*reads magazine title* 120 Awkward Moments with One Direction
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: *opens to poster* They look like they're humping each other.
Dad: Why would they even pose like that?
Dad: Who told them that was a good idea?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: *in a flamboyantly gay voice* Just climb on top of each other and smile!
Dad:*reads magazine title* 120 Awkward Moments with One Direction
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: *opens to poster* They look like they're humping each other.
Dad: Why would they even pose like that?
Dad: Who told them that was a good idea?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: *in a flamboyantly gay voice* Just climb on top of each other and smile!
Mom: Can I see
your witty?
Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*
Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*
Jealousy.
*Normal girls: OMG. My
guy is with another girl.
Wtf
*Me*: OMG! THE PIZZA MAN IS IN ANOTHER PERSONS DRIVEWAY
*Me*: OMG! THE PIZZA MAN IS IN ANOTHER PERSONS DRIVEWAY
american
kid:
"so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with
the Queen?"
british kid:
"do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
british kid:
"do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
Jerry Trainor
As
'Crazy
Steve' before he
was Spencer
Shay <3
GirlProblems#4
Telling your mom you don't
want any sunscreen on because
you want to tan... end up looking
like a tomato.
nmf
