Hi schnookums! This is Doris and Rosemary.
We are two fun lovin' grannys who like
to have a good time; and when the party
gets really good we like to take off our wigs and nylons. We have 720
grandchildren and we love them all.
Our favorite hobby is knitting while
watching the view and America's
Funniest Home Videos. We enjoy
making pot roast & going to our
weekly water aerobics. We are top
of our class; even after Doris
got her hip replacement! We also like
to share our food with our cats and
feed them twisty cheeto puffs.
Our favorite food is liver sausage
and our favorite drink is Tylenol PM.
We grannies love this here Witty
Profiles and love hearing what you
kiddies have to say! We will never
forget those good 'ol days when
our friends were makin' those pyramids;
and when people say Rome wasn't built
in a day... well that was Doris's fault
because she forgot to take
her pain medication and
got so angry she suffocated
all the Italian's with their pizza dough.
Remember kids, it isn't safe for you to put your
picture on the internet unless you're over 98!
I WAS
WALKING
IN
THE
HALLS when I
noticed that the clock above me read 11:11 " I w i s h t h a t h e
w o u l d l o v e m e "
all of a sudden, i felt someone's hands around
my waist. then he leaned in towards my ear.
"too late. I already do." <3
SOMEONEOUTTHERE♥ was
meant to be the love of your life.
one you can tell your dreams to, and
he'll smile at you when you tell him;;
but he will never laugh. he will brush
the hair out of your face & he'll stare
at you during a movie, even though
he paid $11 to see it... he'll call you
to tell you how he could not stop
thinking about you. &+ most of all,
he'll look right in your eyes and tell
you that you are the most beautiful
girl he's everseen and for the
first time in your
life. you'll believe it. THATISWHATTHEYMEANBYTRUELOVE♥