GabbyBaby

Status: The world works in mysterious ways
Joined: October 2, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: December 1
user id: 223124
Location: Somewhere in Neverland
Gender: F
We're f*cked up but we're not the same









                    
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Quotes by GabbyBaby

society:oh you have your period? well you have two options. woman:okay. society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. woman:sounds awful. what's my second option. society:a peni$ shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. woman:still seems pretty awful. society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fu*king expensive.Oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. woman:i think i'll go with my third option. society:what third option? woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

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  I think one of the reasons I don't have many friends is
because I tend to narrate everything I do by singing

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Me On Cleverbot

Me: You remind me of the babe.
 
Cleverbot: What babe?
 
Me: The babe with the power.
 
Cleverbot: What Power?
 
Me: The power of voodoo.
 
Cleverbot: Who do?
 
Me: You do.
 
Cleverbot: Do what?
 
Me: Remind me of the babe...

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