Galaxified

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Joined: September 14, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 371557
Gender: F
Heyya wittians!! 

M here on the awakward side of the internet again...where i have to write about myself and i have no idea about it ...what should i be writing ?? 

Umm...M just like everybody else out here...i basically hate everything about me and would change it if i could!! 

I love the quotes and the amazing humor of people here on witty....which is why i joined it :D 

Quotes by Galaxified

People with insane high scores
in Temple run ,
Candy Crush , etc
are the people who are
most alone in real life 
The woman who invented the phrase
''All men are same''
was a Chinese woman
who lost her husband
in the crowd !!
So..My boyfriend told me that his mom literally HATES me ...and we've met just once!
Is this bad? :(
Husband is the head of the family..

Then,
Whats Wife?
.

.

Wife Is the Neck Of the Family
Which can Turthe Head Anywhere !
I see there are people who say
they don't trust
strangers.....

I suggest them to drive their own
Buses fly 
their 
own planes!
When something goes wrong in your life...

Just yell

''PLOT TWIST''

and move on !! 
- Allergic ?? 
- Yes!
- To what ?? 
- ...People.
Why do they call it


A

  CRUSH??
 


  Because that's how YOU feel when THEY

don't feel the same way in return!!