GeminiBaby

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Joined: August 31, 2011
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Quotes by GeminiBaby

Student who obtained a 0% on a test, even though no answers were incorrect

Q1:in which battle did Napolean die?
-his last one.
Q2:where was the declaration of independence signed?
-at the bottom of the page.
Q3:river ravi flows in which state?
-liquid.
Q4:what is the main reason for divorce?
-marriage.
Q5:what is the main reason for failure?
-exams.
Q6:what can you not eat for breakfast?
-lunch&dinner.
Q7:what looks like half of an apple?
-the other half.
Q8:if you throw a red rock into the blue sea it will become..
-wet.
Q9:how can a man go eight days without sleep?
-no problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10:how can you lift an elephant with one hand?
-i can assure you, you will not find an elephant with only one hand.
Q11:if you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and vice versa in the other you would have..
-very large hands.
Q12:if it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
-none, the wall is already bulit.
Q13:how can you drop a raw egg on concrete without it cracking?
-any way you want, concrete is very hard to crack.
 

Someone: *Calling 911*
Police:  "Hello?"
Someone: Please Help me! My Fish is drownding!
Police: "Ummm, is this some sort of prank call?"
Someone: No Seriously!!! Help my fish!
Police *Hung up*


Next day... At a funeral for that someone's pet dog named fish
 

BethanyHamilton

At the age of thirteen, on October 31, 2003, Bethany was attacked by a 14-foot tiger shark while surfing off Kauai’s North Shore. The attack left Bethany with a severed left arm. After losing over 60% of her blood, and making it through several surgeries without infection, Bethany was on her way to recovery with an unbelievably positive attitude. Lifeguards and doctors believe her strong water sense and faith in God helped get her through the traumatic ordeal.

Miraculously, just one month after the attack, Bethany returned to the water to continue pursuing her goal to become a professional surfer. In January of 2004, Bethany made her return to surf competition; placing 5th in the Open Women’s division of that contest. With no intention of stopping, Bethany continued to enter and excel in competition. Just over a year after the attack she took 1st place in the Explorer Women’s division of the 2005 NSSANational Championships – winning her first National Title.

In 2007, Bethany realized her dream and turned pro. Bethany has since participated in numerous ASP and World Tour Events with her major highlight being a second place finish in the ASP 2009 World Junior Championships. 


 
Bethany Hamilton

At the age of thirteen, on October 31, 2003, Bethany was attacked by a 14-foot tiger shark while surfing off Kauai’s North Shore. The attack left Bethany with a severed left arm. After losing over 60% of her blood, and making it through several surgeries without infection, Bethany was on her way to recovery with an unbelievably positive attitude. Lifeguards and doctors believe her strong water sense and faith in God helped get her through the traumatic ordeal.

Miraculously, just one month after the attack, Bethany returned to the water to continue pursuing her goal to become a professional surfer. In January of 2004, Bethany made her return to surf competition; placing 5th in the Open Women’s division of that contest. With no intention of stopping, Bethany continued to enter and excel in competition. Just over a year after the attack she took 1st place in the Explorer Women’s division of the 2005 NSSA National Championships – winning her first National Title.

In 2007, Bethany realized her dream and turned pro. Bethany has since participated in numerous ASP and World Tour Events with her major highlight being a second place finish in the ASP 2009 World Junior Championships.


♦9/11♦
Imagine all the people who were lost in
the tragedy of 9/11


Ya thats right, there's a lot

 



























































































































































































Cheese is my life...
If cheese wasn't in my life...
I'd say I can't live anymore