Student who obtained a 0% on a test, even though no answers were incorrect
Q1:in which
battle did Napolean die?
-his last one.
Q2:where was the declaration of independence
signed?
-at the bottom of the page.
Q3:river ravi flows in which state?
-liquid.
Q4:what is the main reason for divorce?
-marriage.
Q5:what is the main reason for failure?
-exams.
Q6:what can you not eat for breakfast?
-lunch&dinner.
Q7:what looks like half of an apple?
-the other half.
Q8:if you throw a red rock into the blue sea it
will become..
-wet.
Q9:how can a man go eight days without
sleep?
-no problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10:how can you lift an elephant with one
hand?
-i can assure you, you will not find an elephant with only
one hand.
Q11:if you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one
hand, and vice versa in the other you would have..
-very large hands.
Q12:if it took eight men ten hours to build a
wall, how long would it take four men?
-none, the wall is already bulit.
Q13:how can you drop a raw egg on concrete
without it cracking?
-any way you want, concrete is very hard to
crack.
At the age of thirteen, on October 31, 2003, Bethany was attacked by a 14-foot tiger shark while surfing off Kauai’s North Shore. The attack left Bethany with a severed left arm. After losing over 60% of her blood, and making it through several surgeries without infection, Bethany was on her way to recovery with an unbelievably positive attitude. Lifeguards and doctors believe her strong water sense and faith in God helped get her through the traumatic ordeal.
Miraculously, just one month after the attack, Bethany returned to the water to continue pursuing her goal to become a professional surfer. In January of 2004, Bethany made her return to surf competition; placing 5th in the Open Women’s division of that contest. With no intention of stopping, Bethany continued to enter and excel in competition. Just over a year after the attack she took 1st place in the Explorer Women’s division of the 2005 NSSANational Championships – winning her first National Title.
In 2007, Bethany realized her dream and turned pro. Bethany has since participated in numerous ASP and World Tour Events with her major highlight being a second place finish in the ASP 2009 World Junior Championships.
At the age of thirteen, on October 31, 2003, Bethany was attacked by a 14-foot tiger shark while surfing off Kauai’s North Shore. The attack left Bethany with a severed left arm. After losing over 60% of her blood, and making it through several surgeries without infection, Bethany was on her way to recovery with an unbelievably positive attitude. Lifeguards and doctors believe her strong water sense and faith in God helped get her through the traumatic ordeal.
Miraculously, just one month after the attack, Bethany returned to the water to continue pursuing her goal to become a professional surfer. In January of 2004, Bethany made her return to surf competition; placing 5th in the Open Women’s division of that contest. With no intention of stopping, Bethany continued to enter and excel in competition. Just over a year after the attack she took 1st place in the Explorer Women’s division of the 2005 NSSA National Championships – winning her first National Title.
In 2007, Bethany realized her dream and turned pro. Bethany has since participated in numerous ASP and World Tour Events with her major highlight being a second place finish in the ASP 2009 World Junior Championships.