GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi

Status: I promise my hair isn't as big and curly as it looks haha.
Joined: August 28, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
Birthday: November 18
user id: 327865
Location: Hogwarts.
Gender: M



 


Okay so here goes..
I’m Zach, I’m 18 and I am probably one of the most in depth, deepest thinkers in the world. I can go from sad to happy in seconds or the other way round. I just think about how big the world is, how small we are in comparison. I think how horrible it is that everything we do and exist for will soon become nothing when we are just bones under the earth where we used to stand. I think about my future, laying in the grass looking up into the night sky and watching each and every star just glisten in their own way. So many things in life are beautiful, but then there’s people of course, the 95% of them which make the world a dark horrible place to be where most of them make you want to die. Anyway this is an about me so I guess I better tell you something other than how much I hate people. By that I mean how much I hate the little heartless d!ckheads who want to cause pain to other people, why they feel the need to hurt someone else or bring them down is beyond me. If I could, I would make every person who deserves it as happy as they deserve.
Okay, so I love being free. Movement makes me feel free. I love walking, skating, BMXing,  throwing myself about and defying gravity to the point where I can do flips and other sht:’) So yeah, I suppose I love movement so much because I can just put my headphones in and go anywhere I wish. I can see amazing things I have never seen before and learn things other people can’t do. That’s the best thing ever, learning something and people been amazed by it! I was once stopped by some dude in a van so he could watch me do a sideflip for him… he caused roughly a 8 car jam on a small street, pretty funny:’) Anyway, sometimes I take my BMX or my skateboard and go far away from anywhere, sit with my best friend and talk about life. Talk about anything. Literally go so far from my home and just forget the world.. My friends are the best people in my life. They are always ready to just leave this place, whenever.

I play the drums and guitar and I love anything to do with music. Music is my life. Nothing I say will ever describe how much music means to me, like seriously. When words fail; music speaks. One day I am hoping to be in a band, and trust me, I will work my @ss off. I constantly have headphones in or my music on, whether you call me a emo, skater or whatever else you judge me as then do what you like because tbh you are nothing to me. You don’t know me by simply reading this, so judge all you like, I'm fed up with heartless bullies so carry on with your little pathetic life:) Truth is I am nothing, I'm not 'emo' or whatever. I’m just me.

I don’t smoke and I don’t drink, due to the fact I have a phobia of being sick and I panic and nearly die LIKE A BOSS (note the sarcasm?). I’m a virgin. Because every girl I have ever been with has never been worth it for me to just hand it over, it’s there for someone who is worth everything to me. It’s there for them to know I'm theirs and nobody elses. I’m not fridgid or whatever, I am just used to relationships ending as quick as they start so I don’t even bother with allowing them to take that away from me ^^ But seriously every girl I have ever been with has either cheated on me or just walked out of my life because they got bored of me. Let's face it I know I’m nothing at all compared to most people but ah well, I’ll let society get on with it (Y)
- However, since May 27th 2013, I have been in a relationship with an amazing girl. I've known her and liked her for so long... She's made me rethink a lot of things and I'm so much happier and even more positive with her. :) <3

 

I’m not a 'typical guy' per se, I would much prefer to hold someone’s hand and go for a walk or cuddle and kiss while looking at the stars or something stupid and cheesy like that. But hey that’s just weird little me:’) The last thing you should know about me is that I hate myself. I hate how I look, how I sound, my hair, who I am, everything. Mainly cos I get treat like sht when I treat other people as good as I can, but also cos I just hate myself and always will, but there’s nothing you can do about that, I manage to get through each day smiling somehow still. And no I don’t want sympathy and I don’t want anyone to feel sorry for me, that’s just how I think :l

Anyway that’s all, headphones in, gonna drift off to my own little perfect world, if only this world existed <3


 


For those of you who have been asking, I don't have a Kik, my Facebook is only for people I know in real life, and I used to have a Skype but it crashed on my computer and I honestly cba trying to fix it :L
Don't believe that I've Skyped with a Wittian? ask dec0de or SinnersNeverSleep.
Also I know the main reason I have so many followers is because I'm a guy, and I hate that too. But there's literally nothing I can do about it unless you want me to pretend I'm a girl -.-







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*PS if you've come here to comment about 'your username omg xD xD' or 'ZOMGGGGG UR BULLYING BEASTT!1!!1!!1!1!!!!' then please go away :))*





 

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永久* 4 years ago
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Witty misses you
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing 4 years ago
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you are so fun to talk 2 please log back on
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing 5 years ago
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Ah yes, and we can't forget the wonderful deep quotes about self diagnosed depression from 14 year olds!! #bringthiswittyback2k15!!!
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing 5 years ago
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Ah no :(
Maybe we can #revivewitty2k15!!!!!!!!
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing 5 years ago
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OMG YOU'RE BACK
i'm so happy!! (please don't leave again!!)
and HAHA i probably won't change it for another year or so :-)
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misfits 5 years ago
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I just read your bio and every single one of your quotes. Every one is absolutely inspiring and some even made me cry. I really needed those messages today.
You're seriously amazing and I'm so proud of you for being alive today despite it all.
Even though we don't know each other i hope that when you are feeling sad or unhappy in any way, no matter how big or small the situation is, i'm rooting for you.

( ps you're actually really attractive wtf???? i'm attracted to mainly girls and i've only found like 2 guys cute ever so??? feel special baby ! )
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Browneyedblondie 5 years ago
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Hows it going? Alsoo, Your user name omg xD xD ! (just kidding.) (I'm actually not funny) (sorry) (whyamiusingparenthesis?)
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Browneyedblondie 5 years ago
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Hola! So I saw one of your quotes and I was like hey I like that so I read your bio and I think you're great. I mean reading that doesn't mean that I know you (as you've said) but I want to. That sounds creepy. But you seem like a person I could get along with and I don't find that very much even though I try to get along with everyone but um anyways hi, I'm tori- and I talk too much.
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radiancy * 5 years ago
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Hi Zach:) Nice to meet you!
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compliments 5 years ago
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Hello, my dear! I just wanted to say that you're very beautiful. You're gorgeous, smart, kind and a very cool person! If you ever need someone to talk, I'm here for you. Don't ever doubt yourself, because you're perfect just the way you are! Stay strong and absolutely awesome! Hope you have a fantabulous day, dear! :) x
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Deadmau5 5 years ago
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you ignore all of them and not me? i must be cooler B)
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Deadmau5 5 years ago
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so girls on here still flock to any male on this site jeez
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eleph4nt 5 years ago
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your van sounds rad
radder than me wtf
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🐝* 5 years ago
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Just read your entire bio, and I thoroughly enjoyed it~
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My_Lazy_Knight* 5 years ago
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Hey:)
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angela* 5 years ago
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hello c:
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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i'm okay, what's up?
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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haha how are you?
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💋Alexis💋* 6 years ago
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Sorry That was weird Ehm Im weird
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[deleted] 6 years ago
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i read your profile and i see it's pretty hard to talk to you so i'm gonna go with 'hi'
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