Status: I promise my hair isn't as big and curly as it looks haha.
Joined: August 28, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
Birthday: November 18
user id: 327865
Location: Hogwarts.
Gender: M


Okay so here goes..
I’m Zach, I’m 18 and I am probably one of the most in depth, deepest thinkers in the world. I can go from sad to happy in seconds or the other way round. I just think about how big the world is, how small we are in comparison. I think how horrible it is that everything we do and exist for will soon become nothing when we are just bones under the earth where we used to stand. I think about my future, laying in the grass looking up into the night sky and watching each and every star just glisten in their own way. So many things in life are beautiful, but then there’s people of course, the 95% of them which make the world a dark horrible place to be where most of them make you want to die. Anyway this is an about me so I guess I better tell you something other than how much I hate people. By that I mean how much I hate the little heartless d!ckheads who want to cause pain to other people, why they feel the need to hurt someone else or bring them down is beyond me. If I could, I would make every person who deserves it as happy as they deserve.
Okay, so I love being free. Movement makes me feel free. I love walking, skating, BMXing,  throwing myself about and defying gravity to the point where I can do flips and other sht:’) So yeah, I suppose I love movement so much because I can just put my headphones in and go anywhere I wish. I can see amazing things I have never seen before and learn things other people can’t do. That’s the best thing ever, learning something and people been amazed by it! I was once stopped by some dude in a van so he could watch me do a sideflip for him… he caused roughly a 8 car jam on a small street, pretty funny:’) Anyway, sometimes I take my BMX or my skateboard and go far away from anywhere, sit with my best friend and talk about life. Talk about anything. Literally go so far from my home and just forget the world.. My friends are the best people in my life. They are always ready to just leave this place, whenever.

I play the drums and guitar and I love anything to do with music. Music is my life. Nothing I say will ever describe how much music means to me, like seriously. When words fail; music speaks. One day I am hoping to be in a band, and trust me, I will work my @ss off. I constantly have headphones in or my music on, whether you call me a emo, skater or whatever else you judge me as then do what you like because tbh you are nothing to me. You don’t know me by simply reading this, so judge all you like, I'm fed up with heartless bullies so carry on with your little pathetic life:) Truth is I am nothing, I'm not 'emo' or whatever. I’m just me.

I don’t smoke and I don’t drink, due to the fact I have a phobia of being sick and I panic and nearly die LIKE A BOSS (note the sarcasm?). I’m a virgin. Because every girl I have ever been with has never been worth it for me to just hand it over, it’s there for someone who is worth everything to me. It’s there for them to know I'm theirs and nobody elses. I’m not fridgid or whatever, I am just used to relationships ending as quick as they start so I don’t even bother with allowing them to take that away from me ^^ But seriously every girl I have ever been with has either cheated on me or just walked out of my life because they got bored of me. Let's face it I know I’m nothing at all compared to most people but ah well, I’ll let society get on with it (Y)
- However, since May 27th 2013, I have been in a relationship with an amazing girl. I've known her and liked her for so long... She's made me rethink a lot of things and I'm so much happier and even more positive with her. :) <3


I’m not a 'typical guy' per se, I would much prefer to hold someone’s hand and go for a walk or cuddle and kiss while looking at the stars or something stupid and cheesy like that. But hey that’s just weird little me:’) The last thing you should know about me is that I hate myself. I hate how I look, how I sound, my hair, who I am, everything. Mainly cos I get treat like sht when I treat other people as good as I can, but also cos I just hate myself and always will, but there’s nothing you can do about that, I manage to get through each day smiling somehow still. And no I don’t want sympathy and I don’t want anyone to feel sorry for me, that’s just how I think :l

Anyway that’s all, headphones in, gonna drift off to my own little perfect world, if only this world existed <3


For those of you who have been asking, I don't have a Kik, my Facebook is only for people I know in real life, and I used to have a Skype but it crashed on my computer and I honestly cba trying to fix it :L
Don't believe that I've Skyped with a Wittian? ask dec0de or SinnersNeverSleep.
Also I know the main reason I have so many followers is because I'm a guy, and I hate that too. But there's literally nothing I can do about it unless you want me to pretend I'm a girl -.-
.... just saving.

*PS if you've come here to comment about 'your username omg xD xD' or 'ZOMGGGGG UR BULLYING BEASTT!1!!1!!1!1!!!!' then please go away :))*


GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi's Favorite Quotes


This is for Gaza,
where ambulances are being bombed and destroyed, where hospitals and homes
and schools are being razed to the ground, where innocent people are suffering and
losing their lives to strangers, where newly orphaned children are crying, where laws
are being broken and western news reporters don't bat an eyelid because this is all part
of some 'war on terror'. It isn't. This isn't war. This is murder. Those are innocent people,
innocent citizens, innocent doctors and builders and fathers and mothers who are watching
their country being bombed to oblivion. Let the politicians turn their cheeks to the mess
they've made. Let them ignore the screams of burning children. Even if they do, we won't.
My mum just donated £3000 ten minutes ago. She's doing what she can. Will you, too?

This is for people won't stand seeing innocent children suffer.

Isaac Newton once said:
matter can neither
be created,
nor destroyed.
Every fiber of your being
has a story to tell.
You are an embodiment of
something greater than all of us;
you are made of history,
and you will create the future.

Our bodies are only temporary,
mere placeholders of the
greatness that we will
go on to create.

So when you tell yourself,
“I don’t matter,”
remember this:
you are made of the
very matter that created
the universe.


I’m not delicate and beautiful.
I’m not your Sunday morning cup of tea.
I’m not sunflowers and sunshine.
I never have been.

I’m your Friday night downpour,
booming with thunder—
with streaks of lightning
exploding from my veins.
I’m a tidal wave of thoughts
and feelings that will
end up drowning you.

I’m that moment of calm
that washes over you, when
you realize that you’re not
making it back up to ocean’s surface,
and you stop fighting.

I am destruction and chaos.
I am the poison that has
no antidote.

Don’t get too close,
because it will only
result in disaster.


... I'm sorry but I still can't believe there are people over the age of 9 who still can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're."
To the people who think getting compliments is 'oh em gee so awks lol' because you don't know how to respond, there's this phrase called 'thank you'. Maybe try using it sometime?

the thing is
is that you're still alive,
your heart is still beating
your eyes are still blinking
your brain is still thinking,
you thought you couldn't
survive yesterday
but you made it to today
so keep going

- s.b


let you know that the world doesn't revolve around you, buddy. Sure, if I actually cared about what you did,
then you could call me out on 'hating' on you. But just telling you that you've done something wrong or stupid,
or calling you out on crap doesn't mean I'm a hater - it means you need to grow up and learn to be able to take it
without throwing a hissy fit. Oh, and one more thing. Calling me dumb won't make you smarter; calling me ugly
won't make you attractive; dissing my quotes won't improve yours. Peace out, home scout.
Did someone really make a quote about how a couple of Witty's best users have "hateritis" because they don't like him cause he was a d0uchebag to them? ... Oh dear.

20 years today.


i didn't know i was lonely
                    'till i saw your face.