GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi

Status: I promise my hair isn't as big and curly as it looks haha.
Joined: August 28, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: November 18
user id: 327865
Location: Hogwarts.
Gender: M



 


Okay so here goes..
I’m Zach, I’m 18 and I am probably one of the most in depth, deepest thinkers in the world. I can go from sad to happy in seconds or the other way round. I just think about how big the world is, how small we are in comparison. I think how horrible it is that everything we do and exist for will soon become nothing when we are just bones under the earth where we used to stand. I think about my future, laying in the grass looking up into the night sky and watching each and every star just glisten in their own way. So many things in life are beautiful, but then there’s people of course, the 95% of them which make the world a dark horrible place to be where most of them make you want to die. Anyway this is an about me so I guess I better tell you something other than how much I hate people. By that I mean how much I hate the little heartless d!ckheads who want to cause pain to other people, why they feel the need to hurt someone else or bring them down is beyond me. If I could, I would make every person who deserves it as happy as they deserve.
Okay, so I love being free. Movement makes me feel free. I love walking, skating, BMXing,  throwing myself about and defying gravity to the point where I can do flips and other sht:’) So yeah, I suppose I love movement so much because I can just put my headphones in and go anywhere I wish. I can see amazing things I have never seen before and learn things other people can’t do. That’s the best thing ever, learning something and people been amazed by it! I was once stopped by some dude in a van so he could watch me do a sideflip for him… he caused roughly a 8 car jam on a small street, pretty funny:’) Anyway, sometimes I take my BMX or my skateboard and go far away from anywhere, sit with my best friend and talk about life. Talk about anything. Literally go so far from my home and just forget the world.. My friends are the best people in my life. They are always ready to just leave this place, whenever.

I play the drums and guitar and I love anything to do with music. Music is my life. Nothing I say will ever describe how much music means to me, like seriously. When words fail; music speaks. One day I am hoping to be in a band, and trust me, I will work my @ss off. I constantly have headphones in or my music on, whether you call me a emo, skater or whatever else you judge me as then do what you like because tbh you are nothing to me. You don’t know me by simply reading this, so judge all you like, I'm fed up with heartless bullies so carry on with your little pathetic life:) Truth is I am nothing, I'm not 'emo' or whatever. I’m just me.

I don’t smoke and I don’t drink, due to the fact I have a phobia of being sick and I panic and nearly die LIKE A BOSS (note the sarcasm?). I’m a virgin. Because every girl I have ever been with has never been worth it for me to just hand it over, it’s there for someone who is worth everything to me. It’s there for them to know I'm theirs and nobody elses. I’m not fridgid or whatever, I am just used to relationships ending as quick as they start so I don’t even bother with allowing them to take that away from me ^^ But seriously every girl I have ever been with has either cheated on me or just walked out of my life because they got bored of me. Let's face it I know I’m nothing at all compared to most people but ah well, I’ll let society get on with it (Y)
- However, since May 27th 2013, I have been in a relationship with an amazing girl. I've known her and liked her for so long... She's made me rethink a lot of things and I'm so much happier and even more positive with her. :) <3

 

I’m not a 'typical guy' per se, I would much prefer to hold someone’s hand and go for a walk or cuddle and kiss while looking at the stars or something stupid and cheesy like that. But hey that’s just weird little me:’) The last thing you should know about me is that I hate myself. I hate how I look, how I sound, my hair, who I am, everything. Mainly cos I get treat like sht when I treat other people as good as I can, but also cos I just hate myself and always will, but there’s nothing you can do about that, I manage to get through each day smiling somehow still. And no I don’t want sympathy and I don’t want anyone to feel sorry for me, that’s just how I think :l

Anyway that’s all, headphones in, gonna drift off to my own little perfect world, if only this world existed <3


 


For those of you who have been asking, I don't have a Kik, my Facebook is only for people I know in real life, and I used to have a Skype but it crashed on my computer and I honestly cba trying to fix it :L
Don't believe that I've Skyped with a Wittian? ask dec0de or SinnersNeverSleep.
Also I know the main reason I have so many followers is because I'm a guy, and I hate that too. But there's literally nothing I can do about it unless you want me to pretend I'm a girl -.-







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*PS if you've come here to comment about 'your username omg xD xD' or 'ZOMGGGGG UR BULLYING BEASTT!1!!1!!1!1!!!!' then please go away :))*





 

Comments Made on GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi's Quotes

Steve 9 years ago on quote #7002149
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I will try to fix this.
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misfits 9 years ago on quote #6205368
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you've done it<3
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hyperion* 9 years ago on quote #7002928
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I'm listening to it now and it's actually f#ckin great
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 9 years ago on quote #7002928
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She actually has a Witty and that's how I knew her in the first place, it's EvilAngel so you should go tell her
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hyperion* 9 years ago on quote #7002928
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Thanks, I did
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Amenah 9 years ago on quote #7001923
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he liiiiiiives
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 9 years ago on quote #7001923
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This quote was a good way for me to welcome myself back to Witty tbh
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hannahhere 9 years ago on quote #7001938
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follow4follow
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 9 years ago on quote #7001938
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You really don't understand the point of this website, do you? Smh. Thirsty.
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hannahhere 9 years ago on quote #7001938
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bruh im fcking around. hold your balls
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hyperion* 9 years ago on quote #7001933
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at the same time it's a beautiful thing
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MollyMonster11 9 years ago on quote #6493803
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Okay now I'm commenting on a quote from a year ago.. definitely not creeping
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 9 years ago on quote #6493803
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Literally from 18 months ago hahaha
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MollyMonster11 9 years ago on quote #6493803
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Well I need to coz I haven't been on Witty for nearly 2 years I think and I recognized your username so I thought I would be a creeper and creep... creepily haha
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🐝* 9 years ago on quote #7001933
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true that
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MollyMonster11 9 years ago on quote #6976845
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Why am I commenting on a quote from 3 months ago? Totally not creeping on your profile *cough cough*
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🐝* 9 years ago on quote #7001923
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Hilary Duff was my first concert
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polaroidmgc* 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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Make sure not to get any on the capet, don't wanna upset your mummy when she gets home.
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hannahhere 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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hahahahahh doesnt turn you on???
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polaroidmgc* 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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You have 5SOS lyrics in your profile, if your going to be rude like the PMSing adolescent who created this quote, I suggest you do it in a less hypocritic way.
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hannahhere 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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i fuccccking love 5sos slooooot. but he is a boy. it was a joke. i get turned on by 5sos fanfics. i was just asking a question. don't try to start something out of nothing.
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polaroidmgc* 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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Calling me a 'sloooot' isn't going to make anything better you thot. You were laughing, also, the person asking him to read their fanfic was me. Also, enlighten me, how am I a 'slooooot'?
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hannahhere 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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o you could have said that ahha. sloooots are thirsty and you're thirsty for asking people to read your fanfic. how am i a thot? i think its funny that he posted a quote about it. dont get so offended you hobo
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polaroidmgc* 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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Where I'm from 'hobo' is something we call each other and don't get offended over. Also, at least it's working. Thirst is a thing for desperate little freaks like you.
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hannahhere 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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yuuup the quotes deleted!!! yoiu won! you go girl1!! Gold Star!! Awesome! much cool very happy. so doge. stop commenting
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polaroidmgc* 9 years ago on quote #7001924
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Why the are you still commenting.
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Miluiel* 9 years ago on quote #6979952
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*stabba stabba*
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KangaDrew 1 decade ago on quote #6978582
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And then you banged each other, right?
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago on quote #6978582
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Hahahahaha, well...
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burning* 1 decade ago on quote #6976633
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my life 🙌
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Amenah 1 decade ago on quote #6976892
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Okay, it wasn't /that/ big of a deal. xD I mean really.
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago on quote #6976892
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Seriously I know it's not and I'm just kidding around but every time I go on chat people keep bringing it up and saying the guy still keeps complaining about me hahahahaha I couldn't help but do this in retaliation I'm sorry
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KangaDrew 1 decade ago on quote #6976892
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I crie evri tiem :'( </333
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hyperion* 1 decade ago on quote #6976892
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laughing because this is exactly what i commented on youthinretrospect's quote
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago on quote #6976892
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That's what I got the inspiration from haha!
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dolph* 1 decade ago on quote #6976845
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have i excited you
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago on quote #6976845
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Yes, thanks Jesus
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dolph* 1 decade ago on quote #6976845
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please, call me ellie
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SinnersNeverSleep 1 decade ago on quote #6976772
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"Hateritis" is the saddest attempt at cutting humour I've ever heard :L Ignore him, he acts and spells like an eight year old girl.
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