Getwashdson

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Quotes by Getwashdson

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke Her Face with a Disco
Stick
Did you hear?
the Goo-Goo dolls
&
Lady GaGa
are going on tour
its gonna be called
GooGoo - GaGa
Today, my mom bought Neon bandaids. I am more inclined to get hurt.
 
MLIA.
Today, I thought I would be more productive by setting my alarm 10 minutes earlier than usual. When the alarm went off I promptly pressed the snooze button so I could have 10 minutes extra sleep.
MLIA.
Today I thought as a joke I would text all the people in my phonebook and say: I lost my phone can somebody call me? 3 people did.

MLIA

Him: I want popcorn.
Her: You could eat a can of chick peas.
Him: Wow! I could also eat the carpet!

thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke Her Face with a
Disco Stick

Kill the lights
These children learn from cigarette burns 
fast cars fast women and cheap drinks
It feel s right

 
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