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loving {[might]} be
a mistake;
but
it's
♥ one worth making ♥
♥ one worth making ♥
They
all
tell
her that
shes
beautiful, but she doesn't listen because
she waiting to hear it from him....
beautiful, but she doesn't listen because
she waiting to hear it from him....
MAJOR VENT
People Are Always Going To Talk
_.·´¯`·×» might as well give them something to talk about.
_.·´¯`·×» might as well give them something to talk about.
I
FEEL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
_.·´¯`·»is sitting in the [sunshine,]
while I'm ([drowning]) in the rain.
_.·´¯`·»is sitting in the [sunshine,]
while I'm ([drowning]) in the rain.
FEMALE
COMEBACKS
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
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