GiMaria89

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Plot twist:  One Direction stalks and fangirls over me all the time but they're too afraid to talk to me or reply to my tweets.
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3 Dirtiest things:

1) Toilet Seat

2) Mud

3) Harry Styles

 

 

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During the olympics,

I always hear this annoying beeping sound every once in a while. I used to think it was because the athlete was swearing.

 

 

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One Direction songs:
 
I’ve never had the words to say,
But now I’m askin’ you to stay
For a little while inside my arms,
And as you close your eyes tonight,
I pray that you will see the light,
That’s shining from the stars above
 
Justin Bieber:
Baby, baby, baby, oh.
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Plot Twist: British people aren't perfect.

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It must be so awkward for women actors to reenact being in labor..


 

 

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Me meeting Harry one day

Me: We should hangout sometime
Harry: Okay sounds good
Me: You can come to my house if you want.
Me: Or we can go to your house.
Harry: Sure let me give you direc-
Me: Oh thats okay I know where you live.
Me: Half brick, half white, blue door, right?
Harry:
Me: .
Harry:
Me: 
Harry: 
Me: psh jk I don't know that 

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Me meeting Harry one day

Me: We should hangout sometime
Harry: Okay sounds good
Me: You can come to my house if you want.
Me: Or we can go to your house.
Harry: Sure let me give you direc-
Me: Oh thats okay I know where you live.
Me: Half brick, half white, blue door, right?
Harry:
Me: .
Harry:
Me: 
Harry: 
Me: psh jk I don't know that 

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One time,
I wondered what I would look like cross-eyed
so I looked in the mirror, cross-eyed
but everything was blurry
and I was like
oh.
 
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