Your
The Apple To MyPie , Your TheStrawTo MyBerry, Your TheSmokeTo MyHigh, Your TheOneI Wanna (Marry) Cause Your The One For Me, And Im The
One For You, So Take The Both Of Us, And Were The PerfectTwo♥
Holy Sh*t! Go To
The Website "Mylifeisbro"
Its Like A Witty For Guys...
But All Of The Post's Are About How Girls Are Only For
Making
Sandwiches!
F*ck Some Guys Now Adays Dont Know How To Treat A
Women!
Those Days
When You
Look Amazing, But Your Camera Decides
To Make It Look Like
You Got Hit By A Car And Then Fell Off A
Cliff Into A Swamp, Then Couldnt Sleep Or
Shower For Years...
Then You Stand There In The Mirror Thinking
To Yourself
FML -__-
Brother: Witty Is Gay... Me: What Did You Say? Brother: Its Just Like Tumblr And
Twitter And All That Sh*t? Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY! YOU SHOULD
BE ASHAMED
OF
YOURSELF! I HATE YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!! JUST SHUT-UP
AND GO AWAY FOREVER! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE
DONE!! Brother: ...