GiraffeLovexD
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Joined: July 5, 2011
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"What's your sexual
orientation?"
"Oh, I'm a sexual atheist."
"....huh?"
"I don't believe I'll ever get
laid."
Boys: God you
f*cking c*nt!
Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
Girls: Sh*t.
Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.
Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
Girls: Sh*t.
Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.
BestSpongebobMoment
Spongebob:
What do you usually do when I'm gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
Those scenarios you make up;
in your head when you start to like someone.
Me: I just had a slushie. my tongue is blue.
Him: my tongue is red
Me: lets make purple
Him: lol no
And who else on here
Would love to meet their teenage
parents?
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its
normal,
but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.
but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.
You have the best texting convo with a person...
then you dont say a word at school...
Dear boys,
Can I ask you something?
Do you like to grab bone when you hug a girl?
Does it feel that good to feel the bone of her hips through the skin?
Do you like to be close to a girl, and look down and see smugged black stuff all over her eyes?
Does that make her look hot? or pretty?
Do you like such broken hair, where it feel brittle when you try and push it out of her eyes?
Wouldn't you want some substance to feel?
Don't you want someone real?
