Gl4m0urCh1ck
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1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:
Does anyone else
yell
R A P
E
when your f riend,
Attcks you in public
? ♥
Today;;
He was playing with his Rubik's Cube,
and his hands were going really fast . .
Naturally
I was staring at them..
Then I look up to see
him staring at
/ / / / / / / / / /
/ me, and
he says
"I love it when people are watching my
hands when I'm cubing,
and then
they look up at my
face, and I'm
staring at them, and
I make them
|_______feel so
awkward_______|
It
happens alllll day
long . "
♥♥♥
Dear,
Shooting stars, Wells,
Eye lashes, Birthday candles,
and 11:11.
What happened to my wishes?
person: "hey, what time is
it?"
me: "time to get a watch.
HAHAHA!"
*awkward silence*
me:
"...no?"
true story ;)
Stupid Questions #57
facebook stalker: how old are
you?
me: 7 and a quarter.
&&who else
Yells
out "I'M VIBRATING!"
when your phone
buzzes?
Stupid Questions #56
person: doesn't she have huge
boobs?
me: nah man, she has a huge bra.
do yaa get it? ;)