Goose

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Joined: June 18, 2014
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 383289
Gender: F
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Quotes by Goose

Using the phrase "jump scare" in your English paper....
Everything is so much easier when you don't believe in Christianîty. Because then you can just blame God for everything:


*looks up dramatically shaking fist at sky*

DAMŃ IT, GOD!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LET THE MILK GO SOUR?!?!
Today I got bored and decided to...:

Pull out my electric guitar, turn the gain all of the way up, and play Jingle Bells as a heavy metal song with my friend screaming the vocals. Because I'm completely sane.




Happy Thanksgiving all of you crazy Americans!!!





Dad: Don't tell me how to drive.

Mom: I'm not, I'm just expressing fear.
My face has decided to be stranger than usual today so one of my eyes is currently dark brown and the other is a bright green.




I ate a healthy breakfast this morning!


....so I rewarded myself with a cookie.
Smiley faces using the keyboard are so strange. People originally began using :) but let's face it, that looks like Jeff The Killer. So then, of course, we tried to fix that predicament. So we used c: but that just looks like eyes and a big-àss nose. There is no inbetween, people. Its either Jeff the Killer or a bull. And that is why we use emoji!
Plane flying crickets
Fun things to do when you're bored #2

Try to stain a stainless steel refrigerator. "