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Goose
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June 18, 2014
Last Seen:
9 years
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I had a moment where I had a brain fart and forgot my password for a sec and the first thing I went to type was 'hell'.
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Me trying to kill a fly that's been annoying me all day:
I'm gonna hunt dis bìtch down.
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Yep.
WHALERUS.
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Me:
*logs onto Witty*
*sees there are no new notifications*
*sobs uncontrollably into hands*
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My friend whenever his mother manages to drag him to church:
*wears all black*
*walks up to random person*
"I can't wait to go home!!! I'll tell Satan you say hi!!!"
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Its kind of sad when you come on Witty and there are only two people on, including yourself.
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You don't want to know what I thought a strip mall was for the 6 years....
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