GoshImSomethingSpecial

Gosh,that's a big picture...I need a haircut...and a new phone.And I look cross eyed...but whatever. 
My name's Eli,or Spiffy Bojangles,either's good.
I'm 17,living in the Northern Hemisphere,Bisexual.
I apologize about my name,my parents are slightly insane and named all their kids after Bible characters.I got stuck with Elijah.
I'm surprised I don't have a brother named Jesus yet.
Anyways yeah,what else is there to say really?My dad's russian,if you're interested...
I like books...Too much in my overly masculine fathers eyes,but yeah.
Alright...ask if there's anything I missed out on...
Witty Facebook:http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003014951055