Gpc11

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Joined: February 15, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 350337
Gender: M
Just a happy guy in general ッ Loving person and vice-versa. Creative, Mysterious, Down to_🌎, Mind dazzling, With a touch of AdventurerrRrouSSS, Type a Guy!

Quotes by Gpc11

I just encountered a spider bigger
than my desire to be the man of the
house.
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spiders
I suck at apologies so..
UNFUCK YOU!
Or whatever.
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funny

I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower...

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funny
If you love something set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a cheetah. And cheetahs love no one.
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story
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
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crazy

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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english
Bruh, 2/22/22 happens to fall on a Tuesday.

We should call that shlt "2's Day"
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funny
Last night I had s3x with not one, not two, but zero people.
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funny
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penls and only enough blood to run one at a time.
~ Robin Williams
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haha
Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
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life
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