Gryffindor123

Whenever I write stories, I nearly always make the main character a child, because I don't even want my characters facing the terrors
of growing up

Ah, but don't you see?
I've stopped caring.

Weird Phobias #1


Anatidaephobia: The fear of a DUCK watching you.

Wait a second....
People on Witty complain about society, whilst we are society. That is like us wittians complaining about ourselves...am I the only one who noticted?

No date to the dance...
FOREVER ALONE CLUB!

Desserts=Stressed

YOU EAT DESSERTS WHEN STRESSED

MIND=BLOWN

Me: I'm not going to fave my own quote.
Me:
Witty:
Me:
Fave button:
Me:
Unicorn:
Me:
Abraham Lincoln:
Everyone:
Me: HAHA NO YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M GONNA FAVE IT, CAUSE THEN OTHER PEOPLE WILL FAVE IT, AND I'LL BE WITTY FAMOUS, AND I'LL BE LOVED, SO I GOTTA FAVE IT, I GOTTA...I must.

Wanna hear a dry joke?
Desert

Me *Sees security camera*
Me: *Waves*
Me: *Mouths Hi*
Me: *Fixes hair*
Me: *Sticks up middle finger*
Me: *Steals chocolate*
Me: *Murders unicorn*
Me: *Throws a party*
Me: * Meets Abraham Lincoln*
Me: * Dies*
Security Camera : *Watches a worker stock the sweets*

Wanna be my friend?
Don't