Gryffindor123

Status: Reading...eating...witting..simming....yeah
Joined: October 29, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 232184
Location: IRELAND!!!
Gender: F
Heyo! I'm Aoife, or Gryffindor123. I mostly do jokes on witty. I love witty. Format credit to OHHSHANAPP. So, yeah, check out my quotes, fave, comment and follow :)

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Gryffindor123's Favorite Quotes

I want a person who
comes into my life by accident,
& stays on purpose.


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People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
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remember when people choked on
cinnamon to entertain the internet



 
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People:You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me:IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.
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A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL 
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witty is going to be a mess on new years eve.
I mean think about everyone in different timezones so the brits will be like “HEY IT’S THE NEW YEARS GUYS!!” then the americans will be like “Nah man we got like 5 hours left.”
Then the other half of america will be like “No” and the Australians will just be like “It’s January 2nd ???? ?”
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one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made
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an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg
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Girls on their period period 
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK 
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*
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