Gummyworm_lover

I hate when im texting someone and they do this:

Them: Whats up?
Me: Sittin.
ten seconds later.
Them: whats up?
me: what did i say ten seconds ago?

My lizzard is on my friends back.
his face is pressed on her neck.
She claims he is raping her hair.
I say "Mmmm herbal essences."

Keep Ivy and Shimme on!

That moment in Summer when you realize just how much of a loner you are, because you only hang out with the friend from down the street, your friend Mickles and your cousin...

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Me + Music + cleaning + Home alone = Invisable American Idol (:

My best friend is sooo funny. she walked up to me and was like "Kirsten. I have something important to tell you. OH! I can't! But yes i can. i must be strong. But it;s awful! welll you must now the truth. ok. Kirsten...You are.......*sighs* *fake crys*....You are....GAY!!"

I couldn't help but laugh. (:

"it's ok to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth loving."

                                               -Clockwork angel by: Cassandra Clare

<3 (;

im babysitting a 2 yr old right now and shes passed out but im pretty sure her mom was supposed to be here like...an hour or two ago.. witty. you are my savoir.

Im just sittin' out here watching airplanes 
take off and fly 
tryin to figure out which one you might be on 
and why you dont love me anymore 
right now im sittin' out here watching airplanes

<3

now make a wish
whats more important love or ten million dollars
wish again love or money
now post this in 60 sec
and you will have an unexpected convo with your crush