Gustard

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Heey(: My name is Keri, & I am thirteen years oldd. Wish me
a happy birthdayy on Junee 12th(: I'm a really fun girl to be
around & for the most part, I'm usually always in a good mood.
My friends & family mean everything to me. I love food.
I love fruit snacks, & cheetos-such a fattie:P I love to laugh, &
have a good time. I want to move to the beach.
I love soccer & softball. I have an addiction to textingg.
I've learned that everyone makes mistakes, but you've
got to forgive, but don't always forget. Learn from your mistakes.
You guys are all beautiful. If you ever need anything,
COMMENT BELOW(:
Skype&Oovoo- xoxokeri974

Gustard's Favorite Quotes

Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
Fish: *opens the door*
Patrick: I LOVE YOU.

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gracegreene
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So I see the ever-famous quote:

"When I go to the restaurant and the waiter asks us if we want a table.
And I'm like 'No, carpet for 6 please!'"

And I think: So what would you do if the waiter actually cleared a space on the floor for you?
Would you sit down, or leave?

Yup, that's what I thought... I'd sit down too :)

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insignificantx
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Bella: You're thin, white and you sυck up blood. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it!
Bella: Tampon.

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Litoudaki
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like
having a peeing section in a pool.

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yourcool
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Harry once walked out of the toilet and a
fan asked him "did you wash your hands?"
he said 'no' and rubbed his hands on her face

AS A JOKE

format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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伤*
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things I hope no one ever says to me:

- I have found your witty profiles account

- I have found your tumblr
- I have found a complete list of everything you have ever googled.