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HalleBerryHallelujah
Status:
Lesbian
Joined:
June 26, 2013
Last Seen:
1 decade
user id:
364362
Location:
The Jungle
Gender:
F
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grammar.
The difference between
feeling your nuts
and
feeling you're nuts.
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HalleBerryHallelujah
lol
i said "K."
But what I really meant was
"Go f
♥
ck yourself."
4
0
HalleBerryHallelujah
haha
if anyone
Ever texts me, "Who is this?"
I always respond,
"Jake from State Farm."
6
2
HalleBerryHallelujah
lol
"awesome"
ends in
"me"
Coincidence?
I think not.
3
0
HalleBerryHallelujah
lol
wanna freak out your neighbors?
Name your WiFi
"FBI Surveillance Van 7".
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HalleBerryHallelujah
wifi
it's all
Sh
♥
ts and giggles
until someone giggles and sh
♥
ts.
3
1
HalleBerryHallelujah
lmao
i'm on the
"I don't give a f
♥
ck" diet.
I've lost ten as
♥
holes already.
3
0
HalleBerryHallelujah
haha
dear life
When I asked,
"Could this day get any worse?"
it was a
rhetorical question
,
not a challenge.
3
0
HalleBerryHallelujah
lol
this isn't a bakery
We don't sugarcoat sh
♥
t
.
4
0
HalleBerryHallelujah
lol
i have a bad case
Of the
f
♥
ck-its
.
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HalleBerryHallelujah
haha
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