HalleBerryHallelujah

Status: Lesbian
Joined: June 26, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 364362
Location: The Jungle
Gender: F
                                                                           
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Quotes by HalleBerryHallelujah


grammar.
The difference between
feeling your nuts
and
feeling you're nuts.


i said "K."
But what I really meant was
"Go fck yourself."


if anyone
Ever texts me, "Who is this?"
I always respond,
"Jake from State Farm."

"awesome"
ends in
"me"

Coincidence?
I think not.

wanna freak out your neighbors?
Name your WiFi
"FBI Surveillance Van 7".


it's all
Shts and giggles
until someone giggles and shts.


i'm on the
"I don't give a fck" diet.
I've lost ten asholes already.


dear life
When I asked,
"Could this day get any worse?"
it was a rhetorical question,
not a challenge.


this  isn't a bakery
We don't sugarcoat sht.

i have a bad case
Of the fck-its.