Hammz

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Hey.
My name is Harriet ;)
There are 3 F's in my life : Family, Friends, and the most important one:
FOOD.:P
I am funny; I love to laugh and make others laugh.
I'm nice most of the time, and if I'm not, it is because you annoy me.
I hate hypocrites.
One Direction are my life. They stole my heart, yayyy!! :D 
I love them sososososo much...
Thats it
Bye xo.
Enjoy my quotes. NO copying them. Or I WILL flame you. -_-
 



















































baby, you light up my world like nobody else

Quotes by Hammz

3 words...8 letters...Easy to say, but hard to prove:
I'm a zebra! :D










 

Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?

1. Joe
2. Alfie
3. Matt
4. Simon
5. James
6. Jack
7. Jonathan
8. Calum
9. Jacob
10. Aidan
11. Josh
12. Lyle
13. Finlay

How did you meet 10?
School.

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
Yeahh

Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
No

Are you good friends with 13?
Ishh
Something about 1..?
He's like ten metres tall :L

How did you meet 12
School

Whats 7s fav color?
Orange

What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
Err... Its my friends 8yr old brother...

Whats the worst thing about 5?
He annoys the hell out of me

Fact about 9?
Hes a nerd

Would you ever live with 8?
Noo.
Is 2 single?
Nooo.

Where does 7 live?
In my house....
What do you think about 2?.
Dunno..
Whos 11 going out with?
No-one 

What do you think about 3?
FIT!
 

Im really good in bed...

I stay on my side, and never steal all the covers.


 

Just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.


FEEFIPHOBIA.

Sometimes, you just need to distance yourself from other people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't notice, you know where you stand...

"Lost your knife?"

"Check my back, that's where you last left it."

 

I would tell you a story about a girl who only eats plants, but I dont think you have heard of herbivore...
I have screwed up 42% of my teenage life.
[] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 3


[] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 7

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 9

[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 10

[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 12

[] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework (out of the answer book)
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 14
Multiply by 3 for a total. 14x3=42 
 

Don't you think it's creepy when flies rub their hands together?
Makes me think they're up to something...