HandsDownRox

This love has taken its toll on me
she said goodbye 2 many times b4.
her heart is breakin infront of me
and i have no choice...

-Maroon 5

Put Your Clothes Back On!


The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.

He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.

The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: 'You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds.'

'Impossible', said the embarrassed man, 'You really know what I think?' 'Yes', the lady replied, 'Right now, I bet you think that the bucket you're holding has a bottom.'


*(lol)*
i didnt make it ^...i got it off of www.superlaugh.com

-Alexis

dribble dribble...
shoot shoot...
take that ball to da hoop hoop...
work that body work that body...
make sure you dont hurt no body...
and i hear a bam!
and a jam...
and that crazy lil' fan SAYIN!...

(repeat until desired to stop)

made by yours truly...Alexis

i will make it thru tha r.a.i.n.
i will stand ^up^ once a.g.a.i.n.
on my o.w.n.
and i k.n.o.w.
that im strong enough to m.e.n.d.

-Mariah Carey

im tha kinda *girl* that hangs wit tha •guys•
like a ?fly? on tha «wall»
wit my -secret- ºeyesº
takin it ☻in☻
tryin 2 b ♂feminin♂
wit my .:make-up bag:.
watchin all da ]]sin[[

I dunno if all the alt codes worked out...

-no doubt

Oh my <3 love <3
Plz dont :cry:
Ill wash my •bloody• \\hands//
and well start a new :-:life:-:

~gc

*Never* look -down- on sum1 when your »helping« them ^up^
-Unknown-

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.~:*'Alexis'*:~.
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Bootyful...
nah im jus playin... its not good...jus made it ^ ottomh. ;)

Dont call me a playa...
im jus givin' //all\\ tha guys a chance...
then ill pick the 1 who spent the most $ on me. ;)

Hope ya like,
Alexis

You said you wouldnt break my heart...
and u didnt...
you jus broke my -whole- life.

Hope ya like!
Plz give me credit.
Hankee Tankee,
Alexis