Hannahxoxo

you are cute

you're welcome. c:
and thanks haha~

WOW you're flawless. c:

Can you possibly check out my profile on youtube, maybe subscribe , and comment/ like some videos? That'd be amazing, by the way. I like your quotes!
http://www.youtube.com/user/SingingSwagify

Urgh, yes. She was, she just replied with "lol" ...I don't know.

hello gorgeousss

lol, whut? I've gotten a few creepers in my lifetime so far. I went to a music festival a month ago and this girl (who I do not know) commented on it a couple of days ago...I was trying to politely comment back about who she is, but Chris beat me with "Who the f/ck are you?" Subtle...

I know, right? It's so annoying when people say they like a band or wear the bands merchandise but they know ONE. SONG. Jfc, dude, do you know nothing else? /Shame

Dun dun, maybe you should lock ya doors, lol. Sorry, I'm not helping at all. You should have just stuck a corn-dog in his eye if he tried anything weird.

welcomee:)

No, it was actually pretty good. But it smelt rank (although, all marshmallow fluff smells rank really).

I know, I mean there's some kids I guess (Hayloo23 has a little sister who knows every Beatles song, according to Sherlockson). But others are just...asdfjkl *shudders*. So, yeah (I say that a lot).

That sucks. At least the creeper didn't start stalking you or something. What'd you do for the last hour and a half of lonesomeness then? I'd eat the nasty fair food in misery, probably.

You're flawless:)

I used to get it shipped over when I lived in Russia because I'm a major lame person.

Being drunk isn't the best experience in the world, so yeah, I don't understand when 12 year olds say they're "jacked up", lmao. Embarrassment will likely ensure if it ever happens.

Oh wow, that sounds super creepy. lol, I just keep thinking of this guy being Slender man.

Hii beautiful:)

Oh, well you should buy some, omg, I'm having an aneurysm just thinking about them. I have a unhealthy love for junk food, so yeah.

Hah, it sounds like your parents expectations are too high for the male race. Maybe you should try Eastern Europe if they're looking for models, lol.

Yeah, we're immensely dumb when it comes to alcohol, but we've only had it like twice. Yet my parents still lock the cellar on holidays (which I find hilarious, I'm not gonna drink their vodka, that stuff's nasty).

What makes him so weird? lol, reasons like that is why I don't like public places, there's so many weirdos. I guy on the bus literally sh/t his pants yesterday. No joke.

Yeah, I'd say it's a Russian thing but I had friends in other schools that did it, so I don't know *shrugs*

Omfg, I love fried Oreos so much. You ever had them with marshmallow fluff? It's so good but I had toothache after, I tried to get rid of it with Vanilla Coke, because I'm intelligent. And it sounds awful, I feel ill sitting on the bus backwards.

Well, one time my mom said to me "it's okay if you like the bees instead of the birds". My face was so red; I cannot word. I've bought a girl over once, parents were ecstatic.

Hah, makes sense. And I don't really know why, I think he was drunk, lol. We were camping in the woods and he just suddenly spat all this glass out on a fallen tree. I have a picture of it, lol, it's so rancid. I have such intelligent friends...

I never actually did geometry (is that normal? Idek), so I'll be equally useless in that field, luckily law has no shapes involved.

I play the really lame games like hook-a-duck, when I was on vacation I got at least 20 stuffed animals from hook-a-duck, I was about 8, lol. But other than that I just eat all the fair food; pft, because nothings better than a corn-dog that doesn't really taste right. How'd you ride it backwards? lol.

Yeah, but I kinda do it on purpose. They ask me what I'm doing and I normally reply with "looking at Taylor Lautner's abs" or something equally dumb, I need to stop being stupid. lmao, why does he think you're a lesbian?

How fricking tall was the horse that you couldn't get on it normally? Though, I can't really talk, seeing how I don't know what a real horse looks like. Hah, you could be cooler, Chris once bit into a glass bottle and spilt his gum open, he's awesome that way.

Same here. I'm mainly into English literature and geography (because I don't suck at it). Math is okay but I fail big time in science (I haven't blow anything/anyone up yet though, props to that), and PE (obviously).

Hah, good luck with that. I f/cking hate fairs because people (namely my brothers, the bane of my existence) always drag me on the roller-coasters and I throw up every. Single. Time. It's not pretty.

I actually have the DVD, lol. My brother and I do the "Hoedown Throwdown", which is seriously not a good message that they're straight. And true, but my parents act like I do anyway, they think I just look at because I'm on the internet so much (lmao, it's so embarrassing. I found my mom snooping in my room yesterday, awkward).

I was basically a "goody-goody" in elementary because I was scared as hell of all the teachers..High school not so much.

Haha, at least he had guts. Seriously though, I'm still laughing and Julian (another guy that this account is joint with, I know) keeps thinking that I'm dying, oops.

I was obsessed with Hannah Montana when I was 14, lol. I'm so lame, I watched the movie with my mom when it first came out. I still haven't seen the 3rd High School Musical and I basically hate everyone that tells me what happens, lol. I'm a terrible excuse for a 17 year old guy.

Uh, that sucks. At my school you only had to write reports for PE if you purposely didn't bring in your gym clothes and stuff (even though that's basically what I did).

I'd probably punch them in the face too. Jfc though, I'd still laughing every time I think about it, you are seriously killing me; I can hardly type. Idek why I find it so hilarious. Also, why the hell did he think that was a legitimately good pick up?

I know, urgh, I've getting envious again. I'm seriously just a stereotypical girl (...that sounded weird) on the inside; I sometimes forget I'm supposed to be a stereotypical guy for society.

Ain't my fault, you should have got someone to do the dirty work and write you a note, lol.

Omfg, tears are streaming down my face. That is the worst pick up line ever, it's not even good cheesy (Sherlock told me his ex-boyfriend asked him out by saying "Are you wearing space pants? 'Cause your is outta this world, lmao. It started as a pity date.). But seriously, lol, I'm choking; that's such a lame pick up.

I was obsessed with Foster the People for ages (still kind of am), and whenever people drove by with it on I'd just be like "Oh, f/ck, that's my jam". I get ridiculously excited when a song I like is in a movie. And same, Chris (guy that gives me piggybacks) likes major rock music and he has snake bites and stuff, while I'm like "lol, I like songs from cartoons."

I know, I'm so jealous. He ain't abulous (lol, did I really just use that?) but when I work out he just sits there eating pizza and tormenting me. One time he said to me "your is getting fat like Asia." He then proceeded to eat 9 slices of strudel, the b/tch.