HarrisonMerlo

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Joined: December 7, 2012
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                                 That awkward moment when 
                                               you get caught staring at an attractive person….

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                         Loving someone and not expressing it
                                                  is like wrapping a gift and not giving it
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        Even when I’m home alone, I always lock the bathroom door.
                                         I’ve seen Zombieland. I’m not going out like that.




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                                         Treat me like a joke,
                                                            and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.




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                           Whoever said “Nothing is Impossible”
                                             has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.



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                                 My wife says I’m too nosey…
                                               at least, that’s what she wrote in her diary



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                               The songs I like always come on
                                                   right when I have to get out of the car...



 
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        My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship
                                                  Bullsh*t. It's our sixth season together





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