Years ago....
On this very website....
The Hash-Slinging-Slasher used to be a Wittian.
Just
Like
You.
And Replaced his Hand with a Rusty Computer Mouse...
And the 3 signs of the aproach of the Hash Slinging Slasher is....
The internet will flicker on and off.
Skype will ring but nobody will answer.
And then the Hash Slinging Slasher arrives on Witty and FOLLOWS YOU!
....
Without favoriting your Quotes.
He can't because he's already DEAD!