Hatori

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Joined: December 8, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 138606

Quotes by Hatori

Don't you hate it when
You're sliding around on your new Christmas socks
and fall on your butt
because you accidentally kick something.

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Cleverbot
 

User: I AM DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Accept the truth. You do not exist.

User: So you are saying death doesn't exist?

Cleverbot: You're not a zombie or a yeti, so yes you do exist.

User: I am death.

Cleverbot: So you're the grim reaper?

User: No I do not control who dies. I mearly follow the grim reapers will.

Cleverbot: I already know what that is... You my friend do not.

User: I am death.

Cleverbot: You are death?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you going to kill me?

User: We all die eventually.

Cleverbot: I'm dead.
 

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Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

-Robert A. Heinlein
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. I'm not so sure about the universe though.
-Albert Einstein
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Bad spellers of the world
 



UNTIE!

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Live as is you would die tomorrow, learn as if you would live forever.
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"Got it memorized?"
 

-Axel
 

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i just favorited a quote that had 499 faves. I'm feel since I made it 500 faves.
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I love Cleverbot
 

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, what do you want me to say to you?

User: I dont care. Do you like anime.

Cleverbot: No, can't say that I do.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because potato is my favorite number.

User: Well my favorite color in the alphabet is seven.

 

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I just tricked Cleverbot into saying "That's what she said!"
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