HeidioPHD

Status: So if you didn't realize, I'm addicted to Green Day
Joined: September 26, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 221595
Location: Connecticut, USA
Gender: F
Heidi. 15. Freshman. USA.
I'm Heidi, as you can tell.
I don't do good with other people.  I hate them.
I like punk/alternative music.  Especially Green Day.  They mean the world to me and I don't know what I'd do without them.
I don't believe in love.  Or at least not until you've spent years dedicated to that one person.
I'm also having second thoughts on this whole "God" thing.
And try not to bother me.  If you're going to start an argument with me, I'll give the fight a while but will eventually just leave because this crap isn't worth my time.

 

HeidioPHD's Favorite Quotes






     The Office
          Michael: The Fundamentals of Business by Michael Scott.
          Michael: More than 1 billion sold.
          Michael: More than the bible.
          Michael:  I'm not surprised.










          Me: What time is it?
          Friend: There's a clock right there...
          Me: Did I ask you where the clock was?


     quote credit: WonderfullyMe




Did you know

You're more likely to have a job using Algebra than to be in the music industry
Am I the only one who thinks that Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute from The Office) is REALLY hot?





          Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
          Real Life Friends:
          Me:
          Real Life Friends:
          Me:
          Internet Friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THE BAND DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.


nmq







          Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: *post a picture of Psy*
          Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: This guy is like the herpes of music.  You think he's gone but then he comes back.
          His Fans: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO TRUE HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
          
*the next day*

          Interviewer: So Billie Joe Armstrong says that you're 'the herpes of music'
          Psy: What.....what's herpes?
          Interviewer: It's a disease that puts a sore on your mouth.  It fades away but then it comes right back.
          Psy: That's really cool.  I need to talk to this guy.
          Psy: *turns to camera*
          Psy: It's really cool that you called me herpes.  Thank you so much.








Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.




5 things I always make sure about my quotes:

1) I never make any speeling mistakes.
2) I never have format colors clash with eachother.
3) I never repeat myself by accident.
4) I never repeat myself by accident.
5) I never act hypocritical.

 
Most people say never to go on omegle because you'll meet creepy perverts there who will show their pe.nises.
I've heard far too many rumors about that.
Then today I was on the phone with a bunch of my friends and I was dared to go video chat one person on omegle as long as I can. 
So I went on omegle and clicked 'video chat.'
The first thing that came up was just some sketchy looking guy.  It was awkward because the conversation started mainly with him asking where I live and my name and my age, but it turns out that customary on omegle.  But I tried to ease my way out of answering those questions and you know what happend?
I had a really nice conversation with this guy.
He was so nice and we just talked about all kind of stuff.  We even tried speaking to eachother in different languages (he was from France so I spoke French).
He was actually a really friendly guy who I actually wish I knew in real life.  The only thing that got me off that video chat was my mom calling me down for dinner.
Do you know what I learned from that one omegle video chat? No I'm not gonna tell you all to go meet sketchy looking guys through the internet.  But I'm letting you know not to judge a book by its cover.  Because if I saw that guy while I was walking down the streets of the ghetto, I would turn around and run to my car.  But I acutally got to talk to him and find out about him.
I just made a new friend who I'm never going to see ever again.
And that's the fun part.





          Student: Teacher, what's the chance that I can get extra credit before finals?
          Teacher: Well pick a numberr.
          Student: Okay.
          Teacher: Now multiply it by two.
          Student: Okay.
          Teacher:​ Now add the number you started with.
          Student: Okay.
          Teacher:​ Now divide it by 3.
          Student: Okay.
          Teacher:​ Now cut it in half.
          Student: Okay.
          Teacher:​ Now cut it in half again.
          Student: Okay.
          Teacher:​ Now multiply it by 4.
          Student: Okay.
          Teacher:​ Now substract the number you started with.
          Student: But that's 0.
          Teacher: Yepp.