HellsMessenger
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Joined: December 14, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 342027
Location: Manchester
Gender: F
Joined: December 14, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 342027
Location: Manchester
Gender: F
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*Hears noises at night*: Well
this is it, this is the end for me I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I ever going to see my first born child?
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing.
*Gets a sunburn*: Great now I have skin cancer. How will I tell my parents?
*Tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated. Why did this happen to me?
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I ever going to see my first born child?
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing.
*Gets a sunburn*: Great now I have skin cancer. How will I tell my parents?
*Tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated. Why did this happen to me?
"If we can't trust Dumbledore, we can't trust
anyone." – Hermione (Order of the Phoenix)
Dad: What are you listening to? It's very
loud.
Me: Asking Alexandria.
Dad: Asking Alexandria what?
Dad: What you're listening to?
Dad: How would she know?
Me: No, Dad. It's a band.
Dad: That's a very unusual name.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Justin Bieber:
Kellin Quinn:
One Direction:
Drake:
Lil Wayne:
Obama:
My cat:
Dad: So, did she answer them?
Dad: Since they're asking her?
Dad: Wait, what are they asking her?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: I'm confused.....
Me: No, you're retarded.
Dad:
Me: Asking Alexandria.
Dad: Asking Alexandria what?
Dad: What you're listening to?
Dad: How would she know?
Me: No, Dad. It's a band.
Dad: That's a very unusual name.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Justin Bieber:
Kellin Quinn:
One Direction:
Drake:
Lil Wayne:
Obama:
My cat:
Dad: So, did she answer them?
Dad: Since they're asking her?
Dad: Wait, what are they asking her?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: I'm confused.....
Me: No, you're retarded.
Dad:
