Dad: Why do kids
swear so much? Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to
them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We
speak two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual
.. you have to count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four
languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and
lies.
Boom. Dissed by my momma.