Me: Mom i opened a door for an old lady!
Mom: Awe...
Me: Are you proud of me? she was like
really old.
My 5 year old brother:
Were her hands cut off?
Me: Uh no...
My 5 year old brother: then
why did you need to open the door for her?
Me:
Because she was really old, like image mom, but 1,000 years
later.
My 5 year old brother: Like
when dino's were around?
Me: no, more like when
the world was just an idea...
My 5 year old brother: Oh
like how old dad is?
Me: Yeah somewhere
around there
* My dad walks into the room*
Me: Dad,
i opened a door for an old lady...
Him:
Awe how sweet did your mother say thank you?