Hi_Im_Sam

Status: Single :( I am bi problem?
Joined: January 1, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: September 1
user id: 344419
Location: Probably on the toilet you know? Having a shit JKJK
Gender: M

Hi_Im_Sam's Favorite Quotes

Today I saw a girl with bright red and blue hair walking down the street with a shirt that read 'Don't Judge' on the front. My friend pointed at her and started laughing, saying something about 'emo freak.' I just looked at my friend, it wasn't funny, what the girl was trying to make point of was true. Then the girl turned around and the back of her shirt said, 'I'm just having fun with my hair before I start Chemo' She gives me hope.
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Georgia? why are you're legs orange?




him: Who's making you upset? I'll kill him
me: Commiting suicide is terrible.



 
Have you ever noticed.

Forget to Remember

And

Remember to Forget

Mean the same thing.

My mom when we have guests over:
Mom: Now Erica, I've told you this before, please do not back talk me and do as
you are told, I do everything I can for you and I love you sweety <3
Guests: Awww, listen to your mom!


My mom when It's just us:
Mom: ERICA YOU HAVE NO F.UCKING IDEA HOW MANY F.UCKING TIMES
I'VE HAD TO TELL YOU THIS BEFORE. I TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING AND
YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND NOTHING ELSE, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED.
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME AND RESPECT ME. NOW PICK UP THAT
D.DAMN DISHTOWEL ALREADY.

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*My friend and I having a conversation*

Random Person: Well I think-



Me: Excuse me, this is an A and B conversation, so C your way the f^ck out.
 
 








have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly



 

 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

I hope you know your words are killing the boy,
who is already so close to killing himself.

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