My mom when we have guests
Mom: Now Erica,
I've told you this before, please do not back talk me and do
you are told, I do everything I can for you and I love you sweety
listen to your mom!
My mom when It's just
ERICA YOU HAVE NO
F.UCKING IDEA HOW MANY F.UCKING TIMES
I'VE HAD TO TELL YOU THIS BEFORE. I TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING
YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND NOTHING ELSE, OR YOU'RE
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME AND RESPECT ME. NOW PICK UP
D.DAMN DISHTOWEL ALREADY.