Hi_Im_Sam

Status: Single :( I am bi problem?
Joined: January 1, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: September 1
user id: 344419
Location: Probably on the toilet you know? Having a shit JKJK
Gender: M

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246 2 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol
Today I saw a girl with bright red and blue hair walking down the street with a shirt that read 'Don't Judge' on the front. My friend pointed at her and started laughing, saying something about 'emo freak.' I just looked at my friend, it wasn't funny, what the girl was trying to make point of was true. Then the girl turned around and the back of her shirt said, 'I'm just having fun with my hair before I start Chemo' She gives me hope.
-nmq-
55 0 converse_girl17 converse_girl17
love
Georgia? why are you're legs orange?
3 2 DakotaPhoenix DakotaPhoenix
funny




him: Who's making you upset? I'll kill him
me: Commiting suicide is terrible.


 
135 4 Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
funny
Have you ever noticed.

Forget to Remember

And

Remember to Forget

Mean the same thing.
6 0 The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
cool

My mom when we have guests over:
Mom: Now Erica, I've told you this before, please do not back talk me and do as
you are told, I do everything I can for you and I love you sweety <3
Guests: Awww, listen to your mom!

My mom when It's just us:
Mom: ERICA YOU HAVE NO F.UCKING IDEA HOW MANY F.UCKING TIMES
I'VE HAD TO TELL YOU THIS BEFORE. I TOLD YOU TO DO SOMETHING AND
YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND NOTHING ELSE, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED.
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME AND RESPECT ME. NOW PICK UP THAT
D.DAMN DISHTOWEL ALREADY.
69 0 Butterbear Butterbear
true
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*My friend and I having a conversation*

Random Person: Well I think-


Me: Excuse me, this is an A and B conversation, so C your way the f^ck out.
 
 
85 2 † * † *
funny








have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly



 

 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

449 2 jimmy365 jimmy365
funny
I hope you know your words are killing the boy,
who is already so close to killing himself.
mq
65 0 JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
death
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