I was in the public toilets
and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi
!, how are you ?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing
fine”. The voice said “So what are you up to ?”.
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here !”.
From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, I said
” rather busy right now”. The voice said,
“Listen, i will have to call you back, there’s an idiot
next door answering all my
questions”