Fandom
Rehab:
Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are
we gonna do with
our lives?! *sob*
Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is
still alive!
The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait
all this time for the next movie! And the
character deaths were soooo sad!
Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And
HELLO, the world is in a current
state of confusion after our last episode!
Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU
DON'T HAVE A TROLL
FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A
YEAR, NEARLY
REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND
THEN
REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN
GUESS
WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE
MENTION THAT
GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP
JUPITER
WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT
SUCKS.
IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT
UP AND
GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking
back and forth*
Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.