Holysmiggles

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Joined: January 30, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
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My BFF is laurenps in real life, and we are DEFINITELY the baddest.

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Has anyone ever noticed that cats HATE belly rubs, but if you even touch a dog's abdomen, they explode?
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If stupid was attractive, you would be the sexiest person alive.
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You: Hi.

You: ...am i forever alone?

Stranger: 20 m

You: OH HELLO

You: ARE YOU MAKING SUSHI

You: WILL IT TAKE 20 MINUTES

You: AMAZING.

You: I AM MAKING HAMBURGERS.

You: IT WILL TAKE... PROBABLY 30 MINUTES.

You: MAYBE 40.

You: DEPENDING ON... HOW GOOD OF A COOK I AM.

You: AND HOW GOOD THE PATTIES ARE.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I was singing/humming 'Want U Back' by Cher Loyd today, and this is how it went:

"Thought you'd still be mine,
when I kissed you good-bye,
oh oh, oh oh.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
Thought you'd still be mine,
when I killed you-"
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Okay, so I was looking up advice for me, and the question I googled was 'how to tell your sister you hate her boyfriend'.
So, I read the first thing that came up and was browsing the answers, when I saw this:
'First of all.. I HATE my brothers sister.'

THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
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In Africa, every 60 seconds...




















 A MINUTE PASSES

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Right now, one of my new kittens is on my butt.
She's just chilling.
On my butt.
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Better Than Cussing #3

Fashizzlevanizzle.
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Better Than Cussing #2

What the Rotchalalalala?
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Better Than Cussing #1

HOLY JESUS!
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