Honeyblood
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Joined: October 30, 2011
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36 Reasons Why It's
Good To Be A
Girl:
1.
We can wear guy clothes.
If they wear ours, they
get funny looks.2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
23. We give really good advice
24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
28. And our wallets have a place for change.
29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house
im honoured
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
Did You Know...
One minute of kissing burns 26 caloriesno wonder i'm so fat.
