so today is my birthday and my gym
teacher said he got me a present and when i asked
him what it was he said "10 laps. start running" i
swear he loves me you guys
SO
TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT
i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid
or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead
expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head
and watch it shower over them like a baptism of
stupid.