HowIMetYourMotherFreak

Status: Follow me! @Aly_Aly_Marie or tumblr skulleeroz. Thank yah!
Joined: November 29, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 244957
Location: Westminster, CO
Drowning in the sea of love, where everybody wants to drown.

Quotes by HowIMetYourMotherFreak

Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift should date... Could you image the songs they'd create?

It rhymes(:
It's all fun and games when you're home alone
until you hear a noise :/


 
"My bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing.


Unless you're at a funeral...
Admit it, you put barats on your fingers and acted like you had long nails.....
I wish I was abird so I can fly over certain people and poop.

Other peoples valentines day: Febuary 14.

Your valentines day: April 27(the day tumblr was founded)

Have you ever had Day Ja Voo?
Have you ever had Day Ja Voo?

People are so desprate for faves these days!
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Fave if you agree.

OneDirection quotes #5

In my last video diary, I explained my love for women who had a taste in carrots. Since them i've recieved plenty of carrots and now I have a keen interest in women who love lamborghinis.

OneDirection quotes #4

Dj Malik! Dj Malik!