IAmAUnicorn

Status: I am actually a caticorn..MIND BLOW
Joined: March 17, 2014
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 380040
Location: The Land of Unicorns
Gender: F


Hello

Call me Unicorn.

People..I'm allergic. Anyhow..if you bothered to read this, thank you my

dearie *Holds out plate of cookies for you, but quickly takes it away*.

MWAHAHAHA! I'm evil. Anyways, a lot of people call me strange, odd,

weird, etc. and I love it when people compliment me like that. I like music

a lot and reading..and such. Television is obviously my BFF and so are you,

even if I'm allergic to you. Thank you for taking time out of your busy

schedule to --- I'm kidding! If you were busy you wouldn't be on Witty. xD

So yeah..that's about it. Baii! 



Format by I'm so mean, I forgot your user :o

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Quotes by IAmAUnicorn

I'M NOT FLAWLESS
But I'm still fabulous



 

A white man once said:

''Coloured people are not allowed here.''

 

A black man turned around and stood up.

Then he said:

''Listen sir, when I was born, I was BLACK.

When I grew up, I was BLACK.

When I'm sick, I'm BLACK.

When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK.

When I'm cold, I'm BLACK.

When I'll die, I'll be BLACK.

BUT YOU SIR..

When you were born, you were PINK.

When you grew up, you were WHITE.

When you're sick, you turn GREEN.

When you go in the sun, you turn RED.

When you're cold, you turn BLUE.

And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.

And YOU have the nerve to call ME coloured?''

 

The black man then sat back down and the

white man walked away.

(All Credit to Majily05 on Stardoll)

So I'm on vacation and just a little bit ago. 
I was laying down on the couch (where my brother is sleeping for this vacation) and my brother was pacing around and we were talking. So I said this: "Everything looks so big from this perspective." And then my brother stuck out his butt.
MLIA
I'm home alone.

Normal Person well home alone: *does whatever they want*
Me: I'M GOING TO GET MURDERED!!!
I'm home alone.

Normal Person well home alone: *does whatever they want*
Me: I'M GOING TO GET MURDERED!!!
Everyone is entitled to stupidity
But some people abuse the privilege
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Husband: I've been thinking, Dear. Since I'm the man of the house, I want a hot meal ready the minute I get home. Afterwards, I'll relax in my chair we'll you do the dishes and run my bath. And when I'm done with my bath, guess who's going to comb my hair and dress me
Wife: The funeral director. 
Does anyone else sometimes get really mad and irritated for no reason and just punch their bed as hard as they can. No? Okay.
I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later.