IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn

Status: Farting Magical Rainbows For Everyone To Admire
Joined: February 7, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 349395
Location: Raintopia
Gender: F
I am a human being...not a unicorn.
I have hands.
I have feet.
I have nails.
I have those two holes on the side of your head.
I'm just like you.
Just like you.
JUST LIKE YOU!
>:D

Quotes by IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn

Potato
When I peel potatoes,
I run out of potatoes.
Applesauce is apples in sauce form!!!
I am the tide, and I cannot be turned.
The things we do for a friend...
I can't believe people don't believe in unicorns!
They think they don't exist.
They do!

They just moved from land to the clouds.
That's why you see rainbows after it rains.
The unicorns can't control the weather, but when it rains, everything turns out gloomy.
That's the reason why unicorns

make rainbows!
To add happiness.

OH, THE THINGS UNICORNS DO! <3
Wednesday.

Thursday.

Friday.

WTF?!?
Can I trust anyone anymore?

Wish I could. Why'd my best friend have to tell her who I like. I don't want her to start gossiping.
Secrets are meant to be secrets. If only I knew...
*Eating a vegetable*

*Starts choking*

*Coughs like crazy*

*Spit out vegetable*

"And I thought it was suppose to be good for you."
3 steps to move on.

CTRL + ALT + DEL.

CONTROL yourself,

look for an ALTernate solution,

and DELETE the situation that hurts you.
Had the best day ever!

All because of him

<3